I finally got around to starting this. Update #1
-Started the game, called myself Link and my rival Ganon (Yep, real subtle naming there...)
-Hacked Machop in place of Squirtle (Realised later I should've replaced Charmander for fairness's sake) Named him Power. (Okay, I know it should be Courage, but that suits Flareon so much better)
-Delivered Oak's Parcel
-Killed Rattatas and Mankeys until Power hit level 13, battled Ganon and won.
-Headed through Viridian Forest, battled Brock in Pewter City, critted Karate Chop vs Geodude and one shotted Onix with Low Kick.
-Got the Boulder Badge
-Replaced Low Kick with Rock Tomb and headed east to Mt Moon
-Caught a Paras HM slave in Mt Moon
-Beat Ganon again north of Cerulean City
-Beat the nugget bridge and made my way to Bill's house
-Saved the creepy furry dude from his 'The Fly' reference
-Healed up and headed to the gym
-2 hit KOd Staryu with Karate Chop, nearly KOd Starmie before Power fainted, threw my HM slave at it while I revived him (please, tell me this is allowed) and then finished it with another karate chop.
-Got the Cascade Badge