
A title screen. Yay.

Standard, standard.In fact, all of this was the same as Ruby, until...

Who are you and what did you do with May?

...the hell?...

Yea, a new game.

The darkness surrounds me... Ideal!

I don't know, where am I? Where are you? I don't even know who's talking.

Nor do I, my friend, nor do I.

Ohh,
I'm talking.Sorry, I was hogging the conversation. Tell me about yourself.

Damn it I can't stop! (Bites tongue furiously)
Waaaaait. What's that thing?

I/You can say that again! Strange is an understatement.
I'm still confused as to whose talking.

You don't say.

Disfugured? Repainted? Hard of hearing? What???

NOOOOOOO.... Well, it looks pretty sprightly for a corpse.

Well, they do die, but we'll ignore that for now. (coughmountpyrecough)

Andy!! Hey man! How you been?
Wait what?

Am I a boy? I'm pretty sure I know the answer to this question...

Just a minute, let me check... uuuuhhmm...
Yep, I'm a boy!

Ah, my name... Again, I should know this, but I don't.
It's not one of those, though.
I know! I'll Ask Cutlerine!
Conversation with Cutlerine:
Me: What should I name my player??
Cutlerine: uuh, I don't know, something pretentious?
Me: ...(Snaps fingers) DAY-GLO!
Cutlerine: ...

YEAH! DAY-GLO!!

YES. I'M DAY-GLO! You got a problem with that?

Damn Right you got it!!

YEAH! Woah. Fading out. Scary.
I feel calmer. Ideal!

I'm asleep? Surely I would have noticed? I must have a hangover.

Yep. Definitely a hangover.

You can't hear it, but it sounds like I'm in the back of a truck.
Yep. Hangover.

Aaaw, that's nice. I'm home.
Wait, there's more?

Holy... What has happened here?
I've just noticed there is NO MUSIC.
Very creepy.
There's no place like home! There's no place like home! There's no place like home!

My house! My beautiful house! Why?
I need to get out of this hell-hole!

Damn, no escape to the east...

A quick detour to visit the glitch...

Damn! My own mind is working against me?
Wait! Over there! Could that be the answer to my problems?

Prof. Birch! Will your name be my salvation?

3 Pokéballs... A choice...
Spirit of Prof. Birch! Help me in my choice!
Or at least my (hopefully existant) readers?

Or would we? It's up to you, folks!