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Old January 1st, 2011, 09:50 PM
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Alright guys, since tomorrow I am going to finish up my homework I am going to do an early update.

Here we go~

EP 2: Cheren, Belle and the terrified Pokemon

Spoiler:


By popular demand, it appears my manhood has disappeared :(.

Oh well, I'll enjoy being a trap a girl!


Yeah yeah, whatever makes you shut up lady.


Fine fine! Just give me the damn-


Oh. Well that was fast.

Lets see here...


Thanks Kholdy, I salute you for giving me such a unique name.

Maybe those magic mice won't take note of me...


As in White the Mighty? White the Confident? White, Queen of Sheba?

I thought so.


Damn right it is. Now make me a sammich.


Wait-

YOU MEAN THOSE MAGIC MICE ARE GOING TO BE TRAVELING WITH ME?!

HELL NO! GET ME OUT OF HERE!


He looks normal enough...Then again those magic mice can probably camouflage themselves...


Sounds emo. Me no likey.

He might cut himself and bleed all over the place...


Aww, she looks cute!

For a magic mouse in disguise that is.


Oh ****, you mean she's going to do everything in her power to make me submit to her?

I change my mind, SHE'S EVIL.


Is it a gun to help me protect against these fiends?


Oh that's even better, monsters of mass destruction!

Maybe I can kill their queen...


The journey to destroy these abominations?


Hell yeah, kids will be singing of the epic tail of White and her goal to destroy the magic mice empire!


Yeah, I'll need all the help I can get!


You mean there are people who disagree with my ideals?

Blasphemy! Get back in the kitchen.


A Hydrogen Bomb? A Nuke?

Their secret lair?


Like my own private island where we shoot these magic mice for fun?

I hope I find that too, miss. I hope I can to.


BUT KIDS NEVER GROW UP!

PETER PAN SAYS SO! HE EVEN BRINGS US TO HIS MAGIC ISLAND AND DO STUFF!


Correction: I want to destroy all of the evil magic mice, not grow up.

Also I want that island, remember?

Yeah, let me just get my dad's shotgun...


LIES! IT'S WINTER!


Pfft, Gamefreak you;re such tyc-

WAIT. WHAT IF GAMEFREAK IS THE IS THE LEADER OF THE MAGIC MICE?

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.


Wait...why is she going near my house?

STOP SENDING US SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES, GAMEFREAK!


Le Gasp! She went inside my house with the package!

Wait...OH MY GOD IT'S A BOMB SHE'S ONE OF THEM!


YOU WITCCCCCCCCH!!!!


I KNOW THERE'S A BOMB IN THE ROOM LET'S GET IT OU-

Oh wait you're one of them. Crap.


Yes I did, you cleverly disguised rodent. I almost thought you were human for a second.


OH MY GOD WHAT IS HE THINKING


You mean she's getting the torture device?

God save me.


OH GOD SHE'S HERE!


Oh my god she sounds so cute-

Snap out of it man, she's the enemy! Being cute! And she has a torture device!

Since magic mice live for like 20 years, they must be like soul mates.

Heh. Slowpoke.

WAIT THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR JOKES


No, my present, my weapons.

Now get out of my room your enchanted beasts. I must do some research

On myself..


Stop bullying her you meani-WAIT SHE'S THE ENEMY.

LET THEM BICKER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER.


On my table, where you can't touch them vile rodent.


Hell yeah. Also get out, Like I said, RESEARCH.


Good, now stop repeating what she says and get out MY RESEARCH IS WAITING


Probably scared to death of you and suffocating. We must help these poor creatures!


Once you get out.


Fine I give in. As long as you leave me alone, I'll let you play with them.

Also let me play with Bel for a while


What's this? No more dialog?

YAY FREE MOVEMENT Let's see what Bel says:


The tasty kind
Probably incredibly powerful, strong enough to bring you down.
Now Cheren:


WHY YOU LITTLE-


You've got a point there, since that box has no holes...


Let's see what this computer has on these rodents.


Oh crap another tutorial

Where's the off switch?


I know this already, you stupid AI.


Wait...You mean magic mice fight with these things?

OH MY GOD THAT'S HORRIBLE!

I HAVE TO GET MY OWN, BEAT THE PERSONALITY OUT OF MY POKEMON AND SICK IT ON OTHERS AND GET REWARDS FOR FIGHTING! AND KILLING!


I hate this damn system, barely any good games on it. Waste of time and money.


My logic disagrees. THAT IS A FRICKING FLAT SCREEN TV!


LE GASP! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I NEED FOR MY RESEARCH!


So they smell like mommy? So what was she doing with the-Oh my god.

UM MOVING ON


Yep, my real time as of now. I live in Seattle, yep.

Let me save my progress so in case those fiends try something on me I can come prepared for another day.


Yeah that's me, I'm a Hardy *snicker* Trainer! Also I have what the hell is that Japanese mess?


We're going to be skipping this...

Damn magic mice, messing with my menu. Let's see the back...


OHH MUST WRITE NAME

*Warning: This may be too awesome for some of you to handle*


DONE! ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?

Now, for our bag...


What is this I don't even where's the guns, the knives, the panties? HOW DOES A GIRL LIVE IN THIS WORLD WITHOUT PANTIES!

Now that we're done with what we can do for now, TIME TO CHOOSE OUR SLAVE.


Yes, let them breath! Because Araragi didn't put holes in this thing. Cruel rodent.


Go die in a hole, you witch.

Wait...ISN'T THERE A BOMB IN HERE Oh wait they wouldn't bomb their own kind.

Right?


So guys, we're nearing the end already. Boo-hoo. So, what shall be our slave?


Solid Snivy, that apparently has arms for a snake?


Tepig Boss, who looks like he'll make a good snack along the road?


Or Revolver Oshawott, the only "good" Water-type in this game?

So yeah, see you guys in a week!


Note: I didn't mention it, but 2 things came to my attention:

Pink hurts.

And Cheren/Bel say different things pertaining to your gender, which is interesting.

Last edited by インフェルノの津波; January 2nd, 2011 at 11:12 AM.
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