Why are you reading this? The post is up ^there^
How come all male pokemon trainers get to do whatever, but almost all female trainers have to wear skirts, own cute pokemon, and have unnaturally colorful hair? Well, I guess the last two are okay... But still!
"Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Good-bye' and you were like 'NO WAY!' And then I was all, 'we pretended we were going to murder you!' That was great~" - GLaDoS (Portal)