Thread: [Let's Play] Pokémon Quartz "Let's Play" 2.0
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Old June 2nd, 2011, 05:54 PM
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UPDATE 55
Spoiler:

Okay, this time asses will be kicked.

...by me.


YOU'RE GOING DOWN, YOU FEATHERY-HAT-WEARING BASTARD.



Drowning - the Republican way.


Oh, that guy went down too.



WHO NEEDS POTIONS? TEH-PRO DOESN'T.


And pop goes the wease-

...electric-bug sort of thing?



I'm pretty sure we've been through this thing before.


Now time to destroy a little girl.



Utterly destroy her, I meant.


I'm starting to become strangely numb to this sort of thing and it's troubling...


Yeah, this hamster isn't going to be much of a probl-


Mother****er.



It still went down, though...


Why is that octopus wearing a paper bag?





REPUBLICANS COMMAND THE ELEMENTS.


Well this'll take...


...a professional.


More Egyptian ducks. :\



Republicans are good at taking out Egyptians.

This might be some sort of political statement... but I don't even know.


Yes. yes I have.




And thanks for the ******** speech. :\


That is true. It's just skill. My skill.


I... was planning to?


My team's looking a tad rough - it's a good thing I'm carrying like two million dollars worth in healing items.


See?


Oh god no.

It's this ****er.


YOU ABANDONED ME IN A CAVE WITH GODDAMNED GOD OF CHAOS!


NOT THAT YOU WERE THERE TO CONFIRM FOR YOURSELF!


WELL THANK YOU FOR THE-

Wait... why did you yell that last word?


...'cristal'...?

And what's with the ice if you like battling in the air?

Crazy bastard.


And my style is winning, old man.


Err... it's winning...

It's nice that you listen.


Why are you grinning like that?


I kind of want to leave you in a dangerous place without your cane, damned old man.



Two for the price of one - awesome.



You are most definitely not the word.


I'm starting to see why this guy ran away from the God of Chaos, this guy is seriously barely putting up a fight.


And another bird. :\


WE ARE ON THE GROUND, MAN.



I NEVER TAKE THESE GOGGLES OFF, WHAT THE HELL.

Do my goggles look strong?


You should really be giving them the warning.


And of course they pump magma up to the surface... this is in no way dangerous and could never backfire.

...

...

...

...actually it could - horribly, in fact.

I'd better move on quickly.


I... guess?




And my final obstacle before freedom.


"Rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it?" he muttered sarcastically.



I'm glad they have warm fireplaces, but that is neither here nor there.


Wait, this explains so much.

You fought in the Cornian Civil War... on the winning side... BARO'S SIDE.



I've got to get out of here...


As long as it's with you and not Baro, I'm fine.

Baro isn't here, is he?


WHY IS YOUR FACE LOPSIDED?


There's seriously something wrong with your face, girl...


And that thing's face, too...


Never mind. :\


Hey there, Spider-Thing.


I'll miss you, Spider-Thing. :'(


...I don't have a clue.

Seriously, what the hell is this supposed to be? A Grappling Squid?


Well, ****.


Alrighty, then.


What. The. ****.

That is all I have to say on the matter.


Only one thing left to do...


You will be missed (until you are revived), Roco...



Effective enough...



Republicans always win.

Except when they have a low approval rating.


No. It must be said.


Wait, what.


How many goddamned champions are there, then?


Well that's a great way to reward my hard work. :\



So you're just throwing me up against whoever happens to be here? Thank you. Thank you very much...

...

...

...

...jerkass.


...alright.


Another hallway, how origi-


How long is this damned thing?



Oh god is this going to like those stairs!? I CAN'T SPEND HOURS JUST WALKING FORWA-


Oh.





Not nearly long enough...


Not really, it sounds like you already have a ****ton of them. :\



...okay?


Oh.

Good for you, I guess?



We were telling stories? Okay, why not.


MY FINAL CHALLENGE!

At least I hope so...


Annie likes to keep a dog with a keg around its neck - this is good to know.


ENJOY SOBRIETY, *****.



****ing dragons...



Scraping by is how the champions do it.



Freech. Corna's biggest *******.

I'm not even joking.

Freech is so .



I ****ing told you so. :'(


Brrrd.

THE MOTHER****ING WORD.


And the legend continues.


I hate cats...






DOUBLE HYPER BEAM ALL THE WAY.


Oh god it's-



Oh god I-



Sorry about that...


Now there's nothing left of that...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...thing. :\


Oh yeah, the battle.




I dunno. A wet towel probably could have beaten Band Ambar if they had been motivated enough. :\



How do you check your chances?





That's a ****** poem.


You should write the manual or something. :\


...Cornian Idol?


OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD




Yes, yes it is. Now there's no reason for you to be here anymore so I guess you'll just be on your way-


Wait, what.




WHY THE SUDDEN FACERAPE?



OHGODWHY!?

BARO'S HERE.

And he was watching me...


...so you're not going to use your sorcery on me for escaping your clutches? :\


My... sanity?

I still have some of that, I think...


That sorcerous stare...


I do not, Master Baro.



Yes I did, Master Baro. Kicked the bad guys.




Oh god, what just happened?

I feel dirty...


Hah?


I stopped caring about that the moment you were out of my sigh-

I mean... I've been working very hard on that Pokedex of yours, Baro...



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And that means...?



Wait, what.

I didn't come here to sing in some sort of Hall.


What, is the Time Vortex back there or something?


What? Is there something behind m-



Yeah, get the hell out of here, Ran...

Crazy stalker *****...


And of course this is where my phone steps in - the traitor.





I guess I can comfort myself knowing that this is the last time this will ever happen.


...okay?

I think mine is more disastrous, but whatever.


Yeah, Ran! You'd better light yourself on fire or something to help with that. Y'know... to clear my mind and ****.


Alright, I'm finally on my way out of this region...

Unless I'm completely wrong about how this region works...


Oh god the floor is so very shiny...

...so very shiny.





...is this some sort of porn thing?

I need an adult, I think.


I don't want to sing, though...




By singing? Sure, why not. :\


DOO DOO DOODOODOO!


ROCO! THE ELF-PILLAR OF TREMORS.


R. NIXON! THE REPUBLICAN DRAGON OF POLITICS.


YAHTZEE! THE QUEEN OF BOARD GAMES.


UNHOLYBEAR! THE-

...moving on.


TEH-PRO! THE GOOFY HORSE OF PROFESSIONALISM.


BRRD! THE WORD.





AND STEVEN! THE-

Well me.


Oh god, what the hell is happen-



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