I say that relationships are suck. I haven't been in one since November (ended on my birthday, actually), and I haven't found anyone I'd even remotely want to date. So, I think that's good. My standards are getting a lot higher.
If things don't go right... in my experience, you could just cause a bunch of property damage to their kitchen with a hatchet.
Wait, sorry, that was my advice to Carrie Nation, not to queers with relationship struggles.
If things don't go right... or if they're straight... SCREAM!