Asked the Liberal: "What vanity prevents you from adopting Liberal values?"
I said: "What Liberal value isn't based on vanity?"
Asked the Conservative (Republican): “Why don’t you assimilate into our culture?”
I said: “Because your culture demands assimilation”.
Said the Democrat: “The majority must rule.”
I said: “But what will rule the majority?”
Said the Neo-Conservative: “I believe we are the superior Civilization”.
I said: “That's what makes you an inferior Civilization”.
Said the Pragmatist: "Always choose the lesser of two evils".
I said: "Then your choices will always be evil".