Generate Your Pokemon Life
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July 10th, 2011 (02:25 AM). Edited December 20th, 2011 by Cutlerine.
Gone. May or may not return.
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: The Misspelled Cyrpt
I'm a Togekiss.
Well, there are worse things to be. Even if I do look like a failed flying machine crossed with a cuddly toy.
My parents are a pair of Flygon.
Wow. I bet I'm such a disappointment.
"Dear, our egg's about to hatch! We'll have a beautiful baby drago- oh sweet Lord, what did we do to deserve
My girlfriend/boyfriend is a Drifblim.
I expect neither of us can find anyone else who's willing to overlook the fact that we're ridiculously ugly; birds of a feather flock together. Also balloons.
My rival is a Rhydon.
I should probably surrender now. Maybe if I do that, he'll decide not to shred me to pieces with Stone Edge. Unless I can get my friend to help me. Yeah! My best friend will help me take down this Rhydon!
My best friend is a Patrat.
I think I'm going to order my tombstone now and write a will.
My pet is a Roselia.
I suppose I could throw her at the Rhydon and get rid of her while buying myself some time to escape. Might work.
In short, my life as a Pokémon seems destined to be brief and rather unsatisfactory.
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The Rocket Case
The Rocket Revival
Neither Here Nor There
Coriolanus Rowland's Guide to Pokémon Husbandry
Robin Goodfellow's Christmas Carol
Stranger Than Fiction
My Trip to the End of Time, by Pearl Gideon
A Smell of Petroleum Pervades Throughout
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