Hey, I'm back too.
1. Why is Kester narrating in English all of a sudden?
I don't know if this was intentional anymore, but before, you had translated Hoennian in the regular sans-serif font (Verdana?), while English was in a serif font (Times New Roman?).
Can you see if you can change the font in your word processor before copying it into the reply box?
2. I got the Star Wars reference. Yay!
3. Puck didn't make a Kill Bill reference? That moment was just begging for a Kill Bill reference! Or did he but I just didn't get it?
4. Kester and Duncan seem to have forgotten about Lucy?