I always have to make sandwiches while lazy men are sitting on their couches watching sports, rubbing their bellies, and drinking beer like there's no tomorrow. Once I'm done, I have to clean up all of the vomit and food.
I mean, it only takes one look out of the kitchen window to see it my way. Oh wait, they think that windows will give me rebellious ideas. You know, sometimes, men can just be so unfair for no reason whatsoever.