I found this thing called the anything goes pokedex. http://exp777.cs.land.to/dexgen/?p=proffeser+oak&l=en It is hilarious. Also you will see ont the link that proffeser oak has a charming appearance and is popular among the elderly. Sounds like they love him ! Well put in your username and see what comes out. My entry
The snake pokemon. Cools!
STEEL Ok that makes me quite strong.
HT 18'10'' WTF I'm giant!
WT 900.4 lbs I'm also heavy!
It yawns elegantly and is said to represent the grasslands. There have been incidents of luigimario84 using mysterious powers to kidnap adults.
I can kidnap adults?! Woah this is freaky. Anyway! Hope you enjoy!