Thread: [Let's Play] Pokémon Azure Horizons! V2
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Old October 24th, 2011 (06:48 PM).
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This is a repost of my LP for one of the best pokemon hacks ever made, Azure horizons, with Frostbite being the author.

It's a screenshot LP, as I prefer it from videos. I'm just reposting the first two parts for now, and planning to post the third one soon. Besides, I really need a good answer on my 2nd part's 'choose your own pun'.

There is a 'choose your own pun' system on this LP.
At the end of each part, a choice is provided to the readers, and depending on the majority of the votes, the winning choice defines the puns on the upcoming update.



Part 1: Benevolent Malevolence






Spoiler:


That's a great Titlescreen. I really hope I got some kind of outdated version, or I WANT THAT SUICUNE BACK FROM VACATION.



I'm going to skip this bot's introduction, something that greatly pleases me.
I repeat, he's a bot.



So I decided to be a girl.



On second thought...



Classy, eh? well some people say it IS a girl's name.



And it's your turn.
What's your name?
"BENNNNNNNOOOOOOOO."



I spy with my little eye...

A Scyther? I sure want to get one.
Better get going downstairs, now then...



...am I assigned to some sort of emergency organization?



That's what I thought when they asked me to name my rival.
...later on, he left for that emergency.



He's my rival, not my friend, duh. what's with all of you bending these two roles?
I bet he's a nutcase, though. Pft, emergency organizations...


Let's go out, now then:


Just joking. it's Greenwood Town, something about seeds.



Does he have a Scyther?



Let's not mention his name-



Hey, we're rivals. I'm supposed to be trouble for him.


anyway, I should be leaving now. I bet no one's guarding the exit.

Awesome. Here we g--



...oh.
...
OF COURSE.
Now i need to run and get away before--



Huh, he must be a ninja.
....I shouldn't be going out without a...tan?


Anyway, what do you want?

No.



It was the script! The script made me do it!



You're a scientist. What happened to your insight?
Oh wait, you're a ninja.



You assembled three pokemon for two people? For a scientist, you suck at math.
Oh wait, you're a ninja.



Hell no. I want the type advantage.



See? rivals have rights, too!



Hey, are you by any chance having a dual personality?
Like, Bee and noo?



Nevermind. I can beat you with my eyes closed.
I'm going to pick now...



I guess it's going to be a fiery choice...





Part 2: Let's get mild!




Spoiler:


I'll take you. I'll squish you when it's dark and you'll spit fireballs.



And the name is...

It's a boy, for God's sake, not a chick.



So I herd u liek...



...that thing.



My pokemon haz ballz of fire. Beat that.


I gotta go ask ninja boy to also give me Treecko. It's gonna stay here if I don't act anyway, so...

D-D-D-DE BOT IS SPEAKING THROUGH HIM!
RUN! Run for your pants!



Pant...pant...I think I need to get farther...not...safe...yet...



H-HEY! my legs won't move!
I...I feel someone approaching...
D-don't tell me it's...



T-Those footsteps behind me...
...it must be a Rattata...yeah...
...good rodent...
AARGH! This tension is killing me! and I can't turn around! I'm so paralyzed!

...
...
...
YES! I CAN TURN NOW! It's...







Oh, it's you.
...I preferred a Rattata.



Yes, you're right, forgot about that.
PITCHBOY, this might hurt a bit, but it's for your own g--


Oh, you meant that...?

Wait, we didn't use to have a Pokemon back then.
This isn't about that candy I stole from you, right?



I won't marry you.



Pft, so cynical. Alright, let's do this.



Yes, yes, now stop delaying my victory.



Wait, I thought you were new at this, too...



It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal. I'm better.


PITCHBOY, NOW LET ME SEE YOU SHOOT SOME BALLS OF FI--

Scratch? Why the heck scratch? what do you scratch with?
Off-topic: this question goes to



That's Mudkip's line, I guess. You're weird.



This can't be true...

...NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


For people with stiff minds; I'm not calling out my rival.




Leave me alone. I want to press "NEW GAME".



There you go again, how come you're not a newbie at this?



You mean grind? Forget about it.
I already have something in mind for PITCHBOY:





Yes, losing is awesome.




Nononono, Bennnoooo. Not a chance.



Is that some kind of ninja scroll document?



Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

PITCHBOY is programmed to heal itself.
Take that.



Let's see where the road leads me to.
The farther from Alder, the better.



Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane.
Wait, something smells bad.



You know what? you're so right. That's what I was telling my rival a while ago.
He lost to me, of course. That wimp. He can't take care of his pokemon at all.





You must be the one producing that bad smell, right?



No thanks.



No.


[...]

WHY DO THESE THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO MEEEE?



Believe me, if it WAS in my will, PITCHBOY would be chewing your toes off right now.



Thank God for errands. Bye.



!@^&##@$GSWT#%@ gymbattlepitchboylevelupbadgeprestigewomanizerhmrivalsucks



Can you do that?
Then how do people get fired?



Your owner must be proud.



...stubborn, yeah, I know.
But you don't have to block the road, too, moron.


Anyway, I better go check out the Mart, I need to buy stuff so I won't lose again.

Do you ask that to every single customer coming in?



No. But I already know I'm forced to, so I'll pass.
Whoever thanks God for errands is stupid~



So, what do we do now?
a) Open the parcel (do not choose if parcel is ticking)
b) Deliver it to that creepy Alder
c) Throw it away and play poker




Have fun rereading!
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