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102. Say "tu madre es una vaca tonta con las orejas verdes" to every person that works there. If they understand what you're saying and try and fight you, fight back with a dagger.
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103. Open up a soda, take a drink, then say "This tastes horrible!" and slam it on the ground. Repeat until the refrigerator is empty.