1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]
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February 14th, 2012 (11:10 AM). Edited February 14th, 2012 by TornZero.
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Location: In your pantry, eatin' your delicious cake.
Walk in wearing a black ski mask, keep wearing them for the duration of being inside, and just go around browsing the aisles.*
*You may not get thrown out if ski masks are to be expected around your local Wal-Mart.
Try and count how many boxes of candy you can eat before you purchase it.*
*You may need more than $5 to do this, depending on how skilled you are.
Get some friends* and play Keepy-Uppy with every fruit and veggie** you can get from the store. Bonus points for leaving a dripping stain on the ceiling!
*Friends not required.
**Meat can be substituted.
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