[TornZero]

296

Walk in wearing a black ski mask, keep wearing them for the duration of being inside, and just go around browsing the aisles.*

*You may not get thrown out if ski masks are to be expected around your local Wal-Mart.

297

Try and count how many boxes of candy you can eat before you purchase it.*

*You may need more than $5 to do this, depending on how skilled you are.

298

Get some friends* and play Keepy-Uppy with every fruit and veggie** you can get from the store. Bonus points for leaving a dripping stain on the ceiling!

*Friends not required.

**Meat can be substituted.