Banned, because I was disguised as MissingNo. and the eggs were fake.
Me: Wait a minute...! The eggs are stolen...again!
Sneasel: Who stole them this time?!
Me: I know you took the eggs.
Me: And you too, Yanmega.
Yanmega: You've got to be kiddin' me.
Me: Last suspect: Lampent.
Reasons why those 3 are suspects:
Sneasel love stealing eggs.
He's very agile.
He disappeared with the eggs magically.
Oshawott: I defy you HEARTMAN!
Me: Wait, what?
Oshawott: *bops me to the sky*