1. How much respect do you have for authority?
I listen to the Aretha Franklin song from time to time.
2. How much will you do for this forum?
I offer services on craiglist...
3. Why do you feel you should be a moderator here?
Well I like kitties, skittles, monkeys, and Lerroux is the best? Am I doing it right so far?
4. Where would you like to moderate?
The whole place of course. If I am going to do the job then I might as well do it everywhere since apparently they couldn't which is why your brilliant mind decided to dispose of them.
5. What skills do you posess?"
Depends what skills do you look for a person to "poses"?