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Old April 9th, 2012 (03:00 AM).
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CrazyMrHans
Drunk and slightly Irish
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Behind 7 proxies
Gender: Male
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Magikarp
OT: Hans ID: 12288
Adamant | Swift Swim
| Splash |
31 | 31 | 31 | XX | 31 | 31

My entry for the competition, how has Magikarp improved? It doesn't have to because it's the best damn pokemon ever. You see that shiny? SOLID MOTHER****ING GOLD. You know what egg group it's in? Dragon. Same group as these ugly *****es.

ALL THESE ****S ARE LINING UP TO GET A PIECE OF THIS. Why? Cause he's a SOLID. GOLD. BADASS. Who's the only level 100 pokemon in the wild? GOD DAMN MAGIKARP. You know the only thing wrong with Magikarp? He's gonna try and turn into some punk Gyarados, but that's what the B button's for.