*Spots trainer, magically morphs into his brother*
Me: Hey bro, got your first pokemon I see.
Trainer: What are you doing here?
Me: Oh just visting, that hedgehog pokemon you got? It's weak. Useless. Give it to me and I'll give you a better pokemon.
Trainer: *Looks at shaymin* Well okay.....
*Hands him a magikarp*
Me: There you go, good luck on your adventure!