Oh stop talking to me this is the worst way to begin things
No I don't want to give you a high five. >:[
Quiet you
What are with these shops here are they on fire?
You look very stoned there I think I will avoid you.
And I don't like your grin =(
Great idea let's explore the mysterious cave of... mystery!
And by mystery I mean square with lava in middle.
I know, it's so exciting!
Who the hell are you and why is your hat so funny
Eevee, retrieve the hat!
Or headbutt that red thing, that is also amusing.
Oh no hat guy is glowing red
with fire
FIRE
Ouch
Don't worry, Pimp Jiggly is in da house! (Next turn)
Stop doing that
I told you to stop
Now you're in trouble >:]
PAIN
Yay we turned it into smoke!
Your hat remains funny! I like you.
But you're still a loser
Abuh what is this
Do you and your angry hatless red thing with a face want to join us? Sure why not
Just keep the hat on and you'll do fine.
No I am not going to buy you a hat
You don't even need a hat look at what you already have it is very silly
Oh god what please don't eat me
Eat the girl instead aaaaa
What was even that all about HEY
Other places to look for presents in!
But let's train first in fireland.
A Charmander! They are cool I want it.
Stop setting Eevee on fire it doesn't like it
What do you mean you can't hit stuff right next to you
Hatman explain yourself!
Oh fine I'll position you like this.
YAY NOT VERY EFFECTIVE
This remains effective however when you slap something five times =D
See?
More fire!
It didn't help him though.
HEY your hat is also funny
I like this place
Maybe the other people were angry because their hats got burnt? I know I would be.
SURE JOIN US
But supply your own food.
7 IS A LUCKY NUMBER
Maybe I should beat up people in two places at once now, hmm...
Yeah you guys go there in not fire land
NOW SET FIRE TO ALL THE ANIMALS
Or headbut them AND MAKE FIRE-LIKE THINGS APPEAR FROM THE IMPACT
Meanwhile Pimp Jiggly lays down some sweet rhymes
But Zubat didn't appreciate them and fell asleep
(He was shortly slappified.)
Your hat is boring >:[
That's right feel sorry for yourself
But your self-cooking pig seems pretty cool so you might as well join too.
NOW WE SHALL VISIT THE LAND OF GREEN
No I am still not going to buy you a hat
Gee I sure hope nothing BURNS
Quiet you I don't care about carbon emissions
HI do you have any presents
Think faster
Who the heck are you
Ah screw it I challenge you to a BATTLE next update
If you win you can get a cool hat!!