You're in Louisiana - you should at least be interested in French. So that's what we'll talk about! Bonjour! Ça va? Me joeur quelque random French crap blahblahblah
No, no, no, sir. We speak a blend of French called Creole. Not real French. And even then, I'm not Creole. Plus, i am horrible at learning other languages.
I SAW YOU MENTION OZZY. WHERE IS THAT BUTT? D<