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Old July 25th, 2012 (11:08 AM).
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-- paintSplatter began pestering babelsEngineer --
PS: You did this didn’t you?
PS: Are you an idiot?
PS: How is this possible?!
PS: It's not possible.
You stare incredulously at the screen… "Well, it would seem this is all happening in real life… ****."

You scream. "ALFREEEEEED!!! I'M FREAKING OUT!"

Your butler barges into your room. "What is the matter young master?"

You turn around and slap him. No, not a love tap, a hard smack. You slap him so hard as a matter of fact, that your hand goes numb. "Get out of here!" you protest. "I don't need you."

Tearing up, Alfred blurts out "Thank you master" before running out of your room. Anyways, at least that helped you calm down… now to figure out what's going on… Oh! Someone's been pestering you. That reminds you, you should probably go ahead and pester Vinnie and Candice and see what's up with them.

But first things first:
-- rampageTeller began pestering babelsEngineer --
RT: OH GOD
RT: YOU CAN'T JUST DESTROY AND BUILD ALL YOU WANT
RT: IF YOU WANT TO RECYCLE THE WHOLE HOUSE GO AHEAD
RT: BUT IT WON'T DO YOU ANY GOOD
RT: THERE ARE OTHER WAYS OF GETTING GRIST, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
RT: DO I SERIOUSLY HAVE TO TEACH YOU HOW TO PLAY PROPERLY
RT: AND I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN A PRO BY NOW ALREADY

-- rampageTeller ceased pestering babelsEngineer --
-- rampageTeller began pestering babelsEngineer --
RT: ok sorry i went a bit too far
RT: what i mean is
RT: hello, i'm your fairy godbrother blabla
RT: and there are some things you should deploy now
RT: and some things that are completely unnecessary

BE: You mean the free stuff?
You smack yourself as soon as you hit the ENTER button. OF COURSE he means the free stuff! You know this, man! You freaking know this.

You decide to pester your chums before going further into the rabbit hole. It'll be more of a "status update" than anything, you decide. Short and simple, there's no need to complicate things more than they need to:
-- babelsEngineer opened memo on board INTO THE RABBIT HOLE --
You pause to nod approvingly at your choice of title.
-- babelsEngineer added paintSplatter, archaicMiracle and bemyValentine to the board --
BE: Hey guys, I figured I should probably start this up because I don't feel like typing everything I want to say thrice.
BE: Also, try not to clutter this memo with unimportant stuff, this is only for things of top importance pertaining to SBURB!
BE: Anyways, I just figured I should let you all know that I'm about to start deploying all this free stuff up in Vieve's pad(?)
BE: Wish me luck.
BE: PS, someone's started pestering me lately, I think his(her?) chumhandle is rampageTeller.
BE: Anyways, I know it sounds weird, but he(she?) seems to know what he(she?)'s talking about, so contrary to my better judgement, I'm going to listen to him(her?)
BE: Actually writing he(she) all the time is kind of tiring, so rampageTeller will hitherto be referred to as a male
BE: ****! I already cluttered this freaking memo by myself…
BE: Stupid!
BE: Alright then, I'm out.
You contemplate erasing the memo. "Short my arse, that's the longest "status update" ever!" you think.

Oh well, no use crying over spilled milk. Time to deploy this stuff!
"Hmmm… it seems there isn't much space in Vieve's room for the Cruxtrader." You think as you move the massive machine around as you look for some space… You decide to cancel the action.

Anyways, you already erased her wall, so might as well use it. But first, you got to take care of that kid lying around in the grass. On closer inspection, he actually looks a lot like Vieve… maybe they're twins? Whatever…

You move the cursor around until you're looking into what appears to be a guy's room (which you immediately assume to be Gavin's, even though you don't know his name). You drag his bed from one side of the room to the other and voilá! Porn stash located.

You pick up one of the magazines with your cursor and realize that it is the Playboy magazine of Arianny Celeste. "That bastard! How did he get his hands on this?!" You wonder jealously.

Now, you take the magazine out through his window and into the backyard where he is lying, and begin to move it frenetically in front of him. Hopefully, you'll be able to distract him and get him away from that side of the backyard in order to get some work done.
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