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"Quick,shoot at the police!"-Jesse
"I can't!"-Me
"Why?"
"Because you didn't give me enough time to change my weapon! I only have a bat!"
"Shoot!"
"What am I supposed to do,throw the bat out the window?"
"....Yes" ~Me and my best friend Jesse failing at Grand Theft Auto.
"Is an emu an emo bird?"~Me.
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じしf_, )ノ This is Neko. Copy Neko into your signature to help him on his way to world domination!
"You mess with the Shaymin, you get the Seed Flare!"
"I've learned not to judge an anime by its DVD case."~Me being random.
"Whenever you're sad, just think about monkeys and bananas. Because monkeys eat bananas and they go bananas."~My friend Jasmine.
"Sometimes the brightest eyes hide the most tears; sometimes the prettiest smiles hide the most pain. Don’t judge a book by its cover without bothering to read it." ~Me, being serious for once in my life.