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Granted....but as the toilet seat is plummeting to Earth (the one that is supposed to kill you) You sneeze and stumble, barely missing it but at the same time you step out in front of a moving bus and get hit but not so hard that you die...you become horribly maimed instead.
I wish Diab_low didn't wish he was dead.
*will anyone get the tv show reference I used here? I bet not!
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To be gorgeous and high and true and fine and fluffy and moist and sticky and lovely, all you have to do is to believe that one is gorgeous and high and true and fine and fluffy and moist and sticky and lovely. And I believe it of myself, tremulously at first, and then with mounting heat and passion because, stopping off for a second to be super again, I'm so often told it!
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