Kcalb falls out of the sky riding on MissingNo and screams BACON!!!! really loud, causing Meowth to accidentally chop a big hole in the ground with his chainsaw. (He dropped it.) Suddenly it starts raining bacon, and all the Tepigs get offended. So the Tepigs stampede into the hole, carrying Shaymin on their backs. The hole is a secret passageway that leads to Sinnoh, and it comes out at Sendoff Spring, where I am waiting. Then Giratina shows up and makes a portal to Glitch City, where Shaymin and I hide behind a mysterious talking trash can.