All the signatures I can remember from you have been 464 x 264 so I'm guessing that is out. I will say you lied about the espionage.
Which of the following is not true?
1. I am 6"7'
2. I have only one eye
3. I can consume an entire large Dominos meat lovers pizza, a side order of cheese bread and a 2 liter of coke by myself...in one sitting.