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Old October 13th, 2012 (01:54 PM).
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OH MY GOD HOW COULD I FORGET THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here is the new and improved list of Bond essentials.
Spoiler:
  • Sex with girl
  • Gets mission
  • Sex with girl
  • Gets cool gadgets
  • Sex with girl
  • Fights bad guy, loses/bad guy gets away
  • Sex with girl
  • Meets (Sex with girl) girl (she tries to kill him)
  • Sex with girl
  • Meets (Sex with girl) another girl
  • Sex with girl
  • Oh no! The (Sex with girl) girl is with the bad guys! :O
  • Sex with girl
  • Is captured
  • Sex with girl
  • Escapes
  • Sex with girl
  • Fight scene with (Sex with girl) Girl
  • Sex with girl
  • Fight scene with bad guys
  • Sex with girl
  • Explosions
  • Sex with girl
  • Mission completed.
  • Sex with girl


I think that sums it up.
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