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Old October 13th, 2012 (04:28 PM).
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Change my stage name from Stefani Germanotta to Lady Gaga. Proceed to release a fun-filled, somewhat promiscuous album about boys, partying and breakups and achieve success. Still, I crave more attention. I dress up in zany and provocative outfits, the most notorious one being the meat dress. I absorb gays into my world. Gays are now mine. I release a second, darker album. I am not done yet. I battle off Madonna and send the hag back to the underworld. But yet, I need more attention. I become a motorcycle. I take picture of myself and it becomes my album cover for my craziest album yet. I still need more attention. Where will I get this attention from? New album coming out soon.
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Now one queen asked me the other day, was it
She told me: "Miss Thing, you think you're fierce?"
I said: "Of course!"
She said: "All queens think they're fierce."
I said: "Miss Thing, all queens and me!"

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