That would still be an exercise in fruitless wish fulfillment, though far less objectionable.
As to your question about whether I find the thought of gay sexual acts disgusting (which I will not quote as it has language that is inappropriate for a Pokemon forum, has been reported and will be deleted when a higher staff member gets to it), yes I am a man and no, I don't find it disgusting at all. I also just called my boyfriend and he doesn't find it disgusting, either.
Also welcome GolurkIsDaBomb :D! Great to have you on board!