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Old October 20th, 2012 (09:09 AM).
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Beware the Chainsaw Meowth 0.o
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: In your nightmares
DARKPOKEBALL: This is getting ridiculous! There's no way that we can keep this up!
???: Wait...a talking pokemon?!
*everyone turns*
COSMOTONE: HOLY! It's Ash and Kokotko!
ASH: Um...hi?
NINERAY: Kokotko, where are the others?!
KOKOTKO: Frozen solid! Whatever Kyurem did was insane!
DARKPOKEBALL: So...how come you two aren't frozen solid?
ASH: Because we used substitute!
NINERAY: You guys know that move?
ASH: *shrugs* Throw a plush in front of you. I don't know why pokemon, such as Kyurem, always fall for it.
DARKPOKEBALL: Alright, we need to get to Mew! Do you know how?
ASH: Is that a missile?
EVERYONE: AAAAH!
ASH: By the way, I do know how to get to Mew.
EVERYONE: Cool! That's one slow-moving missile...
...
100 years later...
THE MISSILE HITS EMPTY GROUND!
...
100 years earlier...
ASH: Alright, let's go find Mew! We need to find Giratina, because from what you guys told me, Palkia's ticked at you.
NINERAY: So we're going to the PMD world through the distortion world?
ASH: Correct! The distortion world and the PMD world are very close together. All we need to do is convince Giratina, ruler of the distortion world, to create a bridge between the two.
DARKPOKEBALL: But, RGoF is still after us!
ASH: He doesn't seem too much of a threat.
...
RGoF: Fire the MeowMeow missile!
ALAKAZAM: No.
RGoF: Why?!
ALAKAZAM: Because the MeowMeow missile will clog the launcher and blow us up!
RGoF: DO IT!!!!
ALAKAZAM: You really are insane...
*2 seconds later*
RGoF and ALAKAZAM: Team Rainy Garden of Fire is blasting of agaaaaain! *twinkle*
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My Chainsaw Meowth is currently missing! If you have a lead or think you know something, PLEASE PM ME! I am desperately searching, and I dread the possibility that I may never find him...
On a side note, if anybody can answer the following question right, then they get a mystery prize! *Must have a Gen V game to claim prize*
Question: What the heck did Jinora do in the finale?! I don't get it! I know 90% of you won't know what I'm talking about, but I need an answer!
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