I would like a pudding cup please.
yo man i wont a puddin cup.
Texting abbreviations are fine IMLTHO (sorry couldn't help it xD,no that has not affected my opinion) as in a busy world everyone wants to do things faster,and faster.
No,I think the English language is fine...it's american that needs help. :/
American isn't a language. Unless you mean American English, then specify because that's like saying someone is "speaking Mexican."
However, I blame it on how fast-paced our world is becoming. Nobody has time to text out "be right back" so everything is compacted as much as possible. I loathe this part of society, as everyone complains how miserable they are but can't seem to find out why.
Also I'm a huge hypocrite with swearing, I don't like it but I do swear. It depends on the person and situation, though.