There are signs when these civilizations come to an end
Eh, whiskey and beer (except Corona) aren't my thing. I'm not even going to argue with anyone that American beer is terrible...although, I'm not a fan of Guinness either.
I'm big on vodka, for some reason. Also Jagermeister. FRELLING. LOVE. JAGERMEISTER.
As far as cocktails are concerned, I usually go with a vodka martini, margarita, or white russian. If I feel like getting instantly buzzed, though, I order a Long Island, those are awesome too.
I also enjoy fermented cider. Some white wine is okay, too.