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1109:
Gather a bunch of friends up, dress up in epic costumes, and play a store-wide game of paintball.
1110:
Walk in and buy the following...
1. The largest knife you can find.
2. A shovel.
3. Super heavy duty black trash bags. Large.
4. Duct tape.
Proceed to explain to the cashier that "It's not for me....it's for a...uh... friend..."
1111:
Stick "#1" magnets to everything (products, people, walls,etc)..... with a hot glue gun.
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