Main Character: Brandon (my real name in almost every Pokemon game I play)
Rival: Suckit (because most of the rivals are just plain jerks, and because I always defeat them)
Mudkip: Tidal Wave
Tailow: Skyward (named after the Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword for some reason)
Numel: Tambora (just because it sounds cool)
Magikarp: Worthless (because he is)
Chimchar (Inferno because it sounds cool)
After defeating Blue: "SUCKIT BLUE, I'll MAKE A SMURF OUTTA YOU"!