When I recover I notice that Shaymin is gone. This is troubling, because it means I have been meddled with! So I do some investigative work. It leads me to what everyone has been calling The Base, where The Boss is. I go inside and find Shaymin held captive by The_Mew! Oh no! Wait, why wasn't that italicized? And that wasn't either! But every word with the in it gets italicized. This is also a problem, so I have my Abra teleport and get The Police. In the midst of the panic because The Police has found The Base, I steal Shaymin and teleport away to an Undisclosed Location.