i see, a friendly snorlax, lets look at your pokedex entry, shall we?
"It is not satisfied unless it eats over 880 pounds of food every day. When it is done eating, it goes promptly to sleep."
now as the fattest snorlax, you probably eat even more then that, so please tell us, where ever did you get your 880 pounds of food today?
EDIT: ok, so 2 days have passed and it is now time for judging and a new case. someone please judge this one before making your own.