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Old February 12th, 2013 (06:10 PM).
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I lost it after this one-
On a can of spray cheese:
"For best results: remove cap"
I'm way too tired, okay? D; Anyway, here are more:

Spoiler:

Toner cartridge for a laser printer
Do not eat toner.

13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
Not intended for highway use.

Can of self-defense pepper spray.
May irritate eyes.

Heated seat cushion
Warning: Do not use on eyes. (???)

Bottled Drink:
Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.

Shipment of hammers
May be harmful if swallowed.

Manual for an SGI computer.
Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.

Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 caliber rifle
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.

Electric Thermometer.
Do not use orally after using ******ly.

Packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
Turn off motor before using this product.

6x10 inch inflatable picture frame
Not to be used as a personal flotation device.

Box of bottle rockets
Do not put in mouth.


Edit-
Wow, that's censored? Okay. I'm sure that you guys know what it said, anyway.
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