We're indiscriminately cruel, deathbymanga. Trust me when I say we have absolutely nothing against you. You should see some of the earlier capture attempts people have made. The Powerful, Paralyzing Perfect Pikachu Pack, for example!
Someone caught an Oran Berry, too.
The fact that you caught two Pokémon on first attempts, even if they weren't the Pokémon you wanted, is kind of a blessing by comparison. xD