Your avatar is the cutest thing evar! <3
It made my psychic powers activate, showing me signs of electronic energy waves that could sent my senses through the internet so I could stare into your very soul. o,o
And with these sudden powers of cuteness, I have collected enough evidence of what you are if you were a Pokémon.
Yes, I have finally, and undoubtedly, have seen you as a Pokémon. What Pokémon you are? Ah, yes, that indeed is a great question, my dear.
For you see, my eyes and mind have seen what you are, and it's carved cutely in your very soul.
You are a... *shot*
/insert dramatic-horror-mysterious-magical music here accompanied by thunder and a faint witch laughter from far away here/