Now, I'm noting as I choose to join this club, that I DESPISE modern Spongebob episodes. And until the producers realize they've screwed up their amazing franchise and corrected the problem, that won't change.
... But as a diehard classic Spongebob fan, I feel a heaping responsibility to join this club.
And note that as a diehard classic Spongebob fan, I am only writing what I write with CLASSIC Spongebob only in mind, unless specified to do so otherwise.
Favorite Spongebob Character: Spongebob
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