ER MAH GERD, IT'S MAGNOLIA BAKERYZ!
Part The First.
New York City! *untz, untz, untz, untz*
Theme: The Fun Song - Spongebob Squarepants & People Like Us - Kelly Clarkson
”That depends... Are those for Glee?” Nick asks as the annoying-ass song from Natalie’s phone plays... again... and again... and again, “If so, screw off.”
Natalie touched Nick’s leg with her foot, “No. We won’t be taking those”
If life were that easy, to receive acceptance and forgiveness through material objects then maybe so much heartbreak Natalie went through wouldn’t have happened. Maybe if she gave her parents gifts, she wouldn’t have had to live her life as a boy. Maybe if she gave gifts to whatever celestial deity or otherworldly force that decided that she would be born as a male, maybe she would have came out of her mother’s vagina as a girl. It was an insult to what Natalie went through, of course it was a small matter, but it didn’t make her better.
F is for Fire that burns down the whole town.
“Did you say something?” Nick asks as he hears a deplorable song from Spongebob, although it could’ve been someone else. An idiot, for sure.
“No,” Natalie shook her head, “Why? Are you okay?”
U is for URANIUM...BOMBS!
“I’m... pretty sure I heard something.” The preoccupied male examined his surroundings as he tries to locate the source of such hideous music.
N is for No survivors when you're-
Natalie looked at the creepy, potential rapist that was still standing there and then grabbed Nick’s hand, “Let’s just get out of here. Maybe whatever you’ll be hearing will be drowned out by the sounds of New York, or whatever people call it,” She paused and spared another glance at the creeper/potential rapist, “I don’t want to be near him either.”
Nick decided to follow Natalie. But it’s not like he had a choice. Manhandling, anyone? They both made their way to the mysterious outsides as Nick tried to ignore the song that he was sure someone was singing to mock him... Didn’t help that whatever the voice came from sounded like they were choking or even coughing up a fishbone.
Down here in the deep blue sea!