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Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

disciplish

supreme meme machine
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Granted. Nintendo begins publishing the games in English only, making the hours I spent pouring Japanese intelligence into you while you sat there doing absolutely nothing a complete waste a time.

I wish I was Palmer. He's so cool.
 
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Granted, but Dragonite rages on you and you get eaten and die a horrible gruesome death.

I wish they would bring Brock back.
 

Captain Gizmo

Monkey King
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They do, just enough time for him to give Ash his Onix and go back to Pewter city.

I wish they would make a R/S remake soon.
 

CourageHound

Trust & Courage. Nothing More
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Granted. But there will never be a US/English version

I wish I got to create my own 5 new pokemon for gen 6 dex
 

CourageHound

Trust & Courage. Nothing More
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Granted but somehow the data gets corrupted and the last save point it remembers is at Burgh's gym

I wish all pokemon were competitively viable
 
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Granted. The Pokémon are all thrown into the same tier. Enjoy taking out a Dialga with your team of NUs.

I wish there was a Burst-based Pokémon game, GOOD, PLAYABLE and IN ENGLISH. (No cutting corners. Making me explode is not proper wish corruption.)
 

CourageHound

Trust & Courage. Nothing More
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Like pokemon Re-Burst? Fine. But but the game was so dang popular and rediculously hard to find in stores, it takes a month before you can own one

I wish Muk was more respected
 

Gideon Jeremiah

The giving Pokèmon breeder
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Granted, but owning a Metagross with earthquake & psychic becomes the new training fad.

I wish I had a talking Cinccino for a pet.
 

Gideon Jeremiah

The giving Pokèmon breeder
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Granted, Magikarp is now known as "Magestikarp" & every 10 yr. old wants it.
They than realize that a Flaaffy can easily beat it, & it falls back out of the limelight.

I wish that learning about Pokèmon was mandatory in high school parenting classes.
 
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Granted, but now every Pokemon has a 6x weakness and will die three times as bad.

I wish that Pokemon White 2 was cheaper.
 
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Granted. Arceus takes over as God and forces everyone to become Arceist. This angers Christians, who wage war against the new Arceists but lose brutally because Arceists had been granted Pokéball technology by Arceus and therefore utilized Pokémon to win the war. All religions except Arceism are eradicated in this fashion. The real world slowly transforms into the universe we see in the Pokémon manga (without the overload of titties). Eventually, Jirachi feels like this wish has upset the balance of time and space, so he persuades Celebi to send it back in time. Celebi agrees and Jirachi arrives just in time to stop me from granting you the wish. Boom, no wish granted and I just wrote a basis for a fanfiction.

I wish someone would force me to write that fanfiction about Real World Pokémon this instant.
 
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