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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Benjamin510

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Granted, but they show images of me killing you.

I wish my saw was big.
 

Åzurε

Shi-shi-shi-shaw!
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Granted. However, that's at Platform 3 4/9ths, and your ticket says 9 3/4ths. We apologize for the inconvenience.

I wish I 40 lbs. of mangoes, on purpose.
 

Charizard632

Now a great Touhou addict
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Granted. Your spanish teacher is in the middle of the road with lots of traffic! Hee! heee! Isn't that so evil?

I wish myrrh's Spanish teacher revived. I regreted this corrupted wish!
 
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Granted, but ditto's start taking the form, along with the intelligence of humans. And their goal, domination of the world.

I wish you can drive at the age of 15
 

Team_SJK

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Granted, But i have no idea what that is so igive you a fangirl instead.

I wish no Shirt no service did not exist.

This is the Altair 8800, an early computer that could come pre-manufactured or as an electronics kit:
220px-Altair_8800_Computer.jpg



Granted. But your character is Pink Ranger!!!!

I wish I can sp33k weeaboo Japanese!! ^_^

Granted, but it comes out so broken that people in Japan think you're threatening them.

I wish I had a LinnDrum, a drum machine made in 1982:
linndrum.jpg
 

Charizard632

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Granted, but then it catches on fire. R.I.P. old memories.

I wish for a Magic 8 Ball.
 

Åzurε

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Granted. The present isn't lame due to Pokemon actually existing. However, this means the future is essentially screwed.

I wish for an ASHPD.
 

Team_SJK

Son of Arceus
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Granted, but then it catches on fire. R.I.P. old memories.

Dag-nabbit! There goes my dream as a techno musician... Naw, just joking.

I wish I was a girl.

Granted, but no guys want to go out with you. I'm sorry, missy. :)

Since I can't have a LinnDrum that doesn't catch on fire, I wish had a TR-909 (on the left), or a TR-808, preferably the 909:
200px-Roland_TR_909_pannel.jpg
300px-Roland_TR-808_drum_machine.jpg
 
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Granted. Within seconds of his becoming real, he is killed by:
A. Rabbid fangirls
B. Rabbid fanboys
C. Extreme haters
D. All of the Above

I wish for Afternoon Tea Time.
 
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