1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

1353.

Get a super skilled dance team and do the 'Bad Romance' dance then when you're finished, pull everyone's pants/skirts down and kick those who wear dresses then run out crying, smuggling lemons down your shirt. :D

1,354. Have a bunch of guys go in wearing speedos and A-cup bras and have a sword fight to the beat of Sexy and I Know It.

1355
Walk in wearing a fancy suit and a name tag. Tell the manager that you are the product tester for your country's chain of Walmarts, and today is the day that that store is checked.

Proceed to hit everything with a comically large hammer (including people, but mostly things in glass jars) to check if they are. "stable".

1356.

Sing Titanium then grab everyone's ear lobes asking: 'Are you emotionally prepared, PUNK??!!' then grab a jar of pickles, open it and empty it in the cash register then get some jelly beans, stuff it down your pants and yell: 'Run, run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me! I'm a gingerbread man!' :D

1357

Walk in with a speedo on and dance to sexy and I know it on all the tqbles and conveyors

1358: "BAAYYBEH, BAAAYYYBEH, BAYYHEHH OOOOOOO--" -The not so wise last words of Oooeh

1359: Dress up as Batman, leap onto the cashier's counter and yell "I love animals!!". Then grab some bananas and throw them at others

1360.

Get a cosplay dance team (of Naruto characters) and dance to Fire Bomb and then grab a lemon, cut it in half with a real knife and jump above peoples heads squeezing lemons in their eyes. If there's only onions, then no harm done. C:<

1361: go through the store screaming abc's and after each letter chug a full beer

1362.

Bite a chunk out of a lemon, chew it, then spit it in somebodies face. :P

Whose? THE MANAGERS, OF COURSE! >:D

1363
Get a toy baby and pretend that it is real. Wrap it up in a blanket. Go up to random people and say, "would you like to see my baby?"

When they lean closer to look, smack them in the face with the baby and throw it across the store. Stick a pacifier in their mouth. Go find the baby and repeat.

1364
Get a fake baby and pretend to be real and then after a while do insane stuff to the doll in front of people

1365
Just think, "what would Peter Griffin do?"
Then do exactly that.

Lol 1366
Have the whole place demolished by the Crane and wrecking ball rented by you.

1367

Kick everyone else's butt. Literally.

1368

Have a Toy LightSaber battle.

1369.

Scream 'Where are the Earwigs?' and hold a water gun to a clerk's head and then yell: 'If anybody has a pug they have to gimme THE FUZZ BUCKET!' then kick a shelf and run.

1370.

Eat all of the ham there, then burp in an elderly woman's face, then get an onion and throw it to the ground and start stomping on it. xD

1371.Cut Hundreds of onions,and put it everywhere in the store.

1372.

Put on Santa hats and start eating all the jam then grab a banana and try and lodge it up a clerk's nose. C:

1373
Grab other people's carts and run around in circles with it yelling "you spin me right round baby right round!"

1374
Stomp around the store with a toy dinosaur. When you get close to people, sniff the air, turn to your dinosaur, and in a low voice say "I smell their blood, their rich, delicious blood." Then put on your puppy eyes, walk over to someone, and announce: "I am Mr/Ms/Mrs Giggles and me and my assistant Michael Buble (holding up the dinosaur) here would like to know if we could eat you?" Then bite'm.

1375

Go to Walmart with Tiara and/or ShadowE