Im sorry but yesterday I....

Forgiven, because I didn't even have one...Wait...How did you do that?

I'm sorry, but yesterday I cut the wire that gives your house electricity...

Forgiven because my house runs on hamsters in wheels :o

I'm sorry but yesterday I let all your pets free.

I'll forgive you if they all come back.
I'm sorry but yesterday I sawwed your 70" Plasma LCD TV...

... It's not 70 inch... or plasma... or LCD... or a TV. You wrecked my cake! Not forgiven.

I'm sorry, but yesterday I gave your chainsaw artificial intelligence, and legs, and now it's turned evil and it's cutting up all your stuff.

I'll forgive you since it didn't take my life.

I'm sorry, but yesterday I threw you computer into the deepest part of the Pacific Ocean.

Forgiven because I live there.

I'm sorry but yesterday Replaced all the nails that hold your house up with curly fries.

Forgiven because my house is held together by a mixture of hair gel and glue.

I'm sorry but I'm going to have to close this thread

I forgive you since you aren't the moderator

I'm sorry but yesterday I inserted 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 viruses which can't be deleted in your computer.

Forgiven, because mistakenly, you didn't put COMPUTER viruses, you put virus BEATS, and now I'm gonna rave until the end of time. :3

I'm sorry, but yesterday I replaced all of the things in your fridge with cheese.

Forgiven and I want to say a big thank you! I love cheese!

I'm sorry, but yesterday I uninstall and deleted all your computer's softwares.

Granted, but I stole someone elses computer and downloaded any missing off of the internet.

Sorry, but yesterday I ate your mother.

That's just dispicable.

I'm sorry but yesterday I convinced the admins to ban you...wait, I'm not sorry :p

Forgiven because after some inspections, there wasn't any guilt in me.

I'm sorry but yesterday I boomed the whole of the land. Right now i'm typing on a boat. (the only boat for me and my family) other boats are also destroyed.

Is there room for me?

I'm sorry, but I turned your mom into a large alligator who juggles cows.

Meh, at least she wont nag me anymore >:<

Im sorry but yesterday I destroyed your entire family and everyone you have ever come in contact with. Oh, and also those you love 030

:o That's not forgivable.

I'm sorry but yesterday I made it so your T.V. only shows Nickelodeon from the 90's. Can I come over?

I like those Nickelodeon shows better, anyway.

I'm sorry, but yesterday I took all the food from your house, and now you have nothing to eat.

Not forgiven because I don't like cannibals.

I'm sorry but yesterday I moved into you. It's kinda roomy in here...

Forgivable. I'm a lovable beast.

I'm sorry, but yesterday I shot the sheriff. But I did not shoot the deputy.

Not forgiven. Not only because sheriffs are cool, but because I really don't like that song ^^'

I'm sorry but yesterday I stayed at the resort all day playing Touhou games.