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So A Magikarp Walks Into A Bar...

Rothometapratis

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...and says to herself: frak these alien beaches took over, we must call the bugs now.
So a Quilava walks into the next bar...
 
Necrum

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...and accidentally sets it on fire, gets arrested for arson, and spends the rest of it's life in prison. True story!

So a Medicham walks into a bar...
 
Necrum

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...has a hard time moving around since his four arms keep bumping into people and knocking stuff down.

So a Beedrill flies into a bar...
 
Murkrow

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the bartender got sick of all the buzzing of the bees and decided to call Pestbusters to get rid of them

the pestbusters walked into the bar with...Weezings?!
 

何贤豪

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So they cough up poisonous gases and everyone dies.

So...a Minccino walks into a bar...and...
 
Necrum

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...draws all the attention, causing the Jigglypuff in the corner to get really angry, start singing, then draw on everyone's face while they sleep!

So a Miltank walks into a bar...
 

Pink Mommy

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And it's Milk Shake night for everyone.

So a Gardevoir glides into a bar...
 

何贤豪

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And finds a Gallade...who is her brother who has been lost for ages.

So...a Kirlia teleports into a bar...and...
 

何贤豪

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And gets squished by some random Pokemon.

So...a Dialga walks into a bar...and...
 
Necrum

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Realizes that the bar wont actually be built for thousands of years, so he plays card games with Celebi.

So a Sharpedo somehow gets into a bar...
 
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