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You're Banned (Pokémon Style) ! [Remember to make every post Pokémon related!]

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Banned because you didn't specify a ban related to Pokemon at all! No such thing as reasons relating to Oshawott, or anything!
 

darkpokeball

Beware the Chainsaw Meowth 0.o
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14
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BANNED! because Nineray, Cosmotone, and I have reached Lapras.

LAPRAS: The nearest spacial rift is deep underground....
DARKPOKEBALL: Take us to the dungeon!
LAPRAS: That's the problem! Even teh entrance is too deep for me to dive too!
COSMOTONE: THen how do we get there?
DARKPOKEBALL: ...I have an idea. *grabs Nineray*
NINERAY: ?!
*DARKPOKEBALL ties a huge weight to Nineray's tail*
DARKPOKEBALL: Oh no! Your chaser is trying to run away! *throws the weight into the ocean, dragging Nineray down with it*

COSMOTONE: ...? What was the point of that?
DARKPOKEBALL: Grab onto Nineray!
*The two of us grab onto Nineray as we begin to plummet waaaaay down into the ocean....*
 

Cosmotone8

silhouette of the past
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Banned for having no Pokemon avatar.
Me: So we're at the bottom of the ocean, and I'm the only one who can actually breath underwater, being a Piplup. Brilliant plan, Darkpokeball. Now I guess our only chance is to find the Spacial Rift... Now where could it be?
Darkpokeball: *points to ominous gorge*
Me: Fine. Lets go over there then. *cuts rope to weight and swims everyone to Spacial Rift*
 
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Banned for swimming down to Spacial Rift.

Me: Psych'd!
Everyone else: Huh?
...KA-BLAM!
Me: Haha! This isn't Spacial Rift at all! And this world...is just an illusion.
Everyone else: Whaaa...?
Darkrai: (TRANSLATED) True, so true.
Everyone else: D-Dark-Darkrai?
Me: Yes! Darkrai! Now! Dark Pulse!
...
Everyone else: Waaah!
 
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Banned cos I'm Bianca and I want to give you your first Pokemon!

Now, who shall it be? Snivy the Grass-type? Tepig the Fire-type? Or Oshawott the Water-type?
 
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Me: Oshawott, please! -presses Poke Ball- Oh, hello! Wait...why does it have stitches? Eh?! This is a doll! Bianca, why is this a doll...Eh?! Ran away...You're banned for giving me a fake Oshawott!
 

Cosmotone8

silhouette of the past
1,758
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12
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Banned for having Ash in your avatar. I am ashamed.

Me: So while you guys were drowning, I saved you. What do you have to say?
Darkpokeball: Um, look behind you.
Me: SERIOUSLY! I JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE!
Darkpokeball: No, really, look behind you.
Me: Why? *turns around* Oh. That's not good.
Palkia: WHY DO YOU COME HERE? NOBODY DISTURBS MY LONELINESS!
Darkpokeball: I think Palkia might have antisocial issues. Just a thought.
 

Cosmotone8

silhouette of the past
1,758
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12
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Banned because you should become property of Leafeons, not Glaceons.

Me: Brine! * 1/4 effective* Aww c'mon! Stupid typing!
Darkpokeball: Dark Pulse!
Nineray: Psychic!
Palkia: *uses Spacial Rend* *Cosmo faints*
Darkpokeball: Nooo! *searches bag* This is our last Reviver Seed! *Cosmo wakes up*
Me: Alright, now you've done it. Nobody almost kills me and gets away with it! *Evolves into Prinplup*
Nineray: Did he just...?
Darkpokeball: Yep.
 

Nineray

Green Okido
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12
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Banned cause im sicker than a cubchoo. (I mean my headache is worse than psyducks, i should be sleeping)

Me: He's too strong, we can't rely on strength alone, even if Cosmo did evolve *Looks up* thats it! Everyone aim at the ceiling and hit those spikes!
Cosmo: Hydro Pump!
Darkpokeball: (Insert move here i have no clue what pokemon he is as of now XD)
Me: Searing Shot!
*spikes fall down*
Me: I think we knocked him out guys
Darkpokeball: Not yet look!
Palkia: NOW YOU MUST PAY!
 

Cosmotone8

silhouette of the past
1,758
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12
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Banned cuz Darkpokeball is a Poocheyna I think.

Me: We're running out of options!
Nineray: Sleep Seed, go!
Me: Ice Beam!
Darkpokeball: Dark Pulse!
Palkia: zzzz.....
Me: Brine, go! *Palkia faints* Yes!
Nineray: Now we just need to get his pearl.
Palkia: *wakes up* Congradulations. You have defeated me. But now, you have a choice to make. You see, I have sent your friends to other dimensions. I can bring them back, but it means that you won't get my peorl. *Shows vision of Melotta, Chainsaw Meowth and Kokoto*.
Nineray: Melotta....
 

Nineray

Green Okido
169
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12
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Me: I have a deal for you Palkia Sir, If you can't defeat me with one hydro pump then you have to bring them here, but if you can then we'll leave your pearl here and never try to get it again
Cosmo and Darkpokeball: WHAT NINERAY ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!?!? YOUR A FIRE TYPE HE"S A WATER TYPE ITS GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT!
Palkia: SILENCE, You have a deal Nineray here we go, HYDRO PUMP
Cosmo and Darkpokeball: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Gets hit by hydro pump*
Cosmo and Darkpokeball: Looks like its time to go
Me: Not so fast guys, I'm still not knocked out
Palkia: but how...how did you survive?
Me: Endure, 'nuff said. Guys grab the pearl and lets go, we can search for everyone when we collect the rest of the artifacts
 
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