Pokemon Rap game

Basically in this game we're making a rap song about Pokemon (or any type of song for those of you who really despise rap.) Let's try to keep it clean but funny and entertaining for all. Each person presents two lines. The first line rhymes with the person who posted just before you. The second one is a made up one so someone else can rhyme with you. Yes I know about Orange not having a rhyme, so don't try it unless you can make it rhyme. So here's an example.

EX: (1st person) I like pokemon, especially the ghost types.
Gengar is the best, he's totally hardcore.
(2nd person) I play Pokemon so much my fingers are so sore.
But I never stop, I play through the night.

So to start things off here's my first two lines,
Just think of something witty to continue this Pokemon song.

Why on earth did this game not go for long?
I think a Pokemon rap could be fun!

(in tune to my band)
these people don't know
my fave pokemon name
he is ditto so just getta way

Pokemon, Pokemon, more and more
But nothin' is better than my pal SCIZOR!

But I like Sharpedo
It is the best...edo
It is scareedo
Cuz it is Sharpedo-edo

Nothings better than my pokemon CHARIZARD

he will burn you up like the pokemon MAGMAR

Pokemon, Pokemon
some are fat
but none of mine are fat
exept my friend Zubat

Pokemon WTF Raps?:
i once had a Carnivine that was level 5,
If wear something yellowy suspect a combee,
now i did say some pokemon are fat but the fattest one of all is a 50 pound ratatatXD,
Once there was a guy with a harp chances are he had a magikarp,
I once smelt a budew and when i smelt it i thought i was going to spew,
Once when i was a hunter i shot a harpoon i was aiming for a wilbur but shot a silcoon!

dont double post

Sharpedo beats up every one especially you
He can make you lose and make you smell like poo

Here comes the eruption from my own Typhlosion,
He'll take you down faster than Electrode's explosion.

I hate fearow
They are a pain in the ear-ow
Cuz they eat Spearow
For lunch and dinner roll

pokemon pokemon, so many to chose
most of them don't even have shoes
but theres one who rules
my croagunk, he jumps in yo pools

Shake your Chimchar round 'n' round
Wait until Chimchar falls down!!!

Two little chimchars (aipoms maybe?)
jumping on the bed
one fell down and broke his head

lOL