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1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

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DAT SNARKITUDE
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59. Barricade the doors, even if you have an apparent reason.

But wait if the doors are barricaded they can't kick you out because no one can get out
 

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DAT SNARKITUDE
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62. Cover a real axe with real blood and come walking out of the bathroom holding it behind your back, casually whistling.

63. Go get a 24-pack of beer off the shelf, tear the box open where everyone in the store can see you, and start taking out cans, popping them open and draining each one in mere seconds. If anyone asks you if you intend to pay for the beers you're drinking, simply reply "nope" and continue drinking.
 
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