Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

Granted.
ALL ICE TYPE
>wrong type of cool
WHATEVER

I wish they'd ditch the bicycle and make the rollerskates the main kind of speedy transportation in gen 6 games.

Granted. Slowest rollerskates EVER! EVEEEERRRR!

Wish my egg would hatch faster...

granted, but it hatches with the worst possible stats and gender or whatever

I wish they'd hurry and reveal more gen VI pokes

Granted, but rushing Pokemon designs lead to crap. Gen VI is now the worst Gen ever and it's your fault.

I wish 3rd Gen had as many exploitable game-breaking glitches as 1st and 2nd Gen.

wish granted, now the whole 3rd gen has been destroyed and you are targeted by every 3rd gen lover

i wish that i was good at making pokemon sprites

Granted. Suddenly, your computer crashes and the nearest computer that can still work is about 200 miles away, rendering your spriting skills useless.

I wish that Pokemon goes on as far as making remakes of remakes, and the remakes of remakes are so good that they make remakes of remakes of remakes, and they sell so well that Pokemon continues making games for the rest of my life, no matter how bad they are.

Granted. You are now dead.

I wish for One os

Granted. That one OS turns out to be a defective OS, but since you said there could only be one, you're stuck with it.

I wish that everyone here on PokeCommunity could make their wishes Pokemon-related.

Granted. Pokecommunity gets a ddos attack by Digicommunity and is now goooone.
I wish for every wish, including this wish, to be unwished.

Granted. Jirachi gets mad and he wishes that you die, and wish granted. ;)

Wish that my friend wished that my other friend wished that my enemy explodes.

Granted. your enemy explodes in your face.
I wish Pokemon X and Y were on the GameBoy Advance

Granted, but then you realised that you were only dreaming and woke up

I wish gen 6 gives us a new cool looking wolf pokemon

Granted. It's an event-only pokemon, available only on Mars and if it is found in your game, your game resets and blows up.
I wish there were heart containers in Minecraft

Granted, but since it isn't Pokémon related, your reply gets deleted from this topic, making you technically never having wished for it.

I wish for Teddiursa and Ursaring to be more easily available in SoulSilver.

Granted, but the data got screwd up and GF instead made them available in HG

I wish Mightyena was a wolf instead of a hyena

Granted.... You have now screwed up all of hoenn, especially ecosystems and food chains..... Mightyena is now dead.... forever...
I wish for a wish.

Jirachi comes down and kills you with an Iron Head to your face which caved your skull in. He would have given you the wish you wished for, but you forgot to make it Pokemon related.

I wish for Pokecommunity to support Nuzlocke runs.

Granted. Everyone gets traumatised from sheer sadness of deaths and PC is shut down.

I wish that I knew why eveyone 'Liek Mudkipz'

No, seriously.

Granted! When you find out, you decide to live out the rest of your existence in a cold dark place (your basement of course) for everyone else's safety. Sad, I know.

I wish to be able to cliché my way into my TV so I can be in the animé.

Wish granted but pikachu electrocutes you and since you weren't fully cartoon yet, you died

I wish that misty, Brock, may, max, Tracy, dawn, iris, cilantro and ash would all be together for a giant season