Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted. Everybody thinks it's so funny to just deny wishes instead of corrupting them. Best part is, it was all my fault...

I wish that this game was played the way it was meant to be played.

Denied!

Just kidding.

i wish for pie

Granted.

I wish for pie too.

Granted. It's poisoned, too.

I wish people were smarterer.

all of XxZer0xX's posts have been negated....and his no longer count......
i am smarter
i wish for pudding

XxZer0xX said:

Granted. It's poisoned, too.

I wish people were smarterer.

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Granted, they are ALL smarter than YOU!

I wish that I didn't have to hear my mother vacuum.

FrozenSnowman said:

Granted, they are ALL smarter than YOU!

I wish that I didn't have to hear my mother vacuum.

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Granted, but now you have to hear her scream at you 20 times a day.

I wish I had un-poisoned, un-drugged pie that isn't filled with bugs, animals and is made with pie crust and cherry and it isn't filled with any inanimate objects.

Granted, but the cheeries were filled with poison :)

I wish that I could never lose a game.

FrozenSnowman said:

Granted, but the cheeries were filled with poison :)

I wish that I could never lose a game.

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I said an un-poisoned pie.

Granted, but everyone hates you b/c they think you're cheating then you never find anyone to play with again.

I wish I had my pie from my last wish.

Granted, but like I said it wasn't the pie that was poison it was the cherries ;). Loophole!

I wish that the next poster was a girl-scout trying to sell me cookies.

Granted. You can have Allllll the cookies you want, but 1.I'm NOT a girl scout and 2. he cookies cost $5000000000000000 per chocolate chip. They're REALLY delicious though!



I wish that Knights would come back and I am a beautiful maiden with a haandsome Knight who loves me and would never hurt me.

Granted, but the knight is actually a child.

I wish the next poster would sing me a song.

Granted. *tuneless lalala* Now thats the only music you'll hear for the rest of your life.



I wish I could have some delicioous candy wih no problems whatsoever!

Granted, but it's found in heaven. XD

I wish for a moderate world. =D

Granted. The temperatures are between 0 Kelvin and Speed of Light Max. That should be about... 5000 Kelvin? 5226 Centigrade or something. Oh well, I could use a sunbask.

I wish for a Monkey's Paw.

Granted. But it's choleric, and you die.

I wish I had inspiration for my story.

Granted, but you forget it as soon as I tell you.

I wish that I had the motivation to write.

You do, but your computer crashes irreversibly and you lose all your data.

I wish I got my head blown off.

Wish granted! Whoop d' doo! It got jumped off by a train traveling at over 70 miles per hour and blew up from the dynamite I put in there.

I wish all apathy was removed from me.

Granted, and its done by a single 40000 pound bulldozer in the most gory way imaginable!

I wish to become a fraggle and go live at Fraggle Rock.
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